“How hoarse you are this morning.”

“Yes, my husband got home very late last night.”

* * *

My wife and I have been holding hands for twelve years. If we ever let go we’ll kill one another.

* * *

My bride is a nice girl, but she sleeps with her knees up and the draft gives me a cold.

* * *

I’d like to see something in a lady’s combination.

So would I.