“How hoarse you are this morning.”
“Yes, my husband got home very late last night.”
* * *
My wife and I have been holding hands for twelve years. If we ever let go we’ll kill one another.
* * *
My bride is a nice girl, but she sleeps with her knees up and the draft gives me a cold.
* * *
I’d like to see something in a lady’s combination.
So would I.