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There are a lot of towns in this country that don’t bury their dead. They just let ’em walk around.

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Mr. and Mrs. Fish wish to announce the arrival of a couple of bouncing minnows.

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Musicians have an easy job. While they’re at work they’re only playing.

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I asked the boy across from my farm what he got for planting potatoes. He said, “I don’t get nothin’ when I do, but I get hell when I don’t.”

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I got a fellow so drunk last night that it took three bell boys to put me to bed.