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Let us all join in singing that timely melody:
“Keep her picture in your watch—you’ll love her in time.”
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Going Up!
He started life as a chiropodist and worked his way up to be a throat specialist.
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Don’t always stand on the same side of the pulpit. You’ll wear a hole in the carpet.
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Here’s to the girl that I kissed last