The funniest thing I ever saw was a cross-eyed woman telling her hump-backed husband to walk straight home.
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Mrs. Murphy asked for a nut cracker and her husband gave her a beer bottle.
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The 1922 Girl
I should worry, I should care
I should marry a millionaire.
If he should die, I should cry,
I should marry my regular guy.
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