The funniest thing I ever saw was a cross-eyed woman telling her hump-backed husband to walk straight home.

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Mrs. Murphy asked for a nut cracker and her husband gave her a beer bottle.

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The 1922 Girl

I should worry, I should care

I should marry a millionaire.

If he should die, I should cry,

I should marry my regular guy.

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