Let This One Sink In
Lion Tamer—“Step into the cage with the lion, Rastus, and let the photographer focus you.”
Rastus—“He’d better focus me before ah goes in there, boss, for he ain’t gwine hab no time to focus me when ah comes out.”
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Actors are the bunk. I heard one in Minneapolis knocking St. Paul and I applauded him, and I saw the same actor in St. Paul knocking Minneapolis and I gave him the razzberry.
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Our Spring Thriller
“I’ve got you at last,” he cried, “move if you dare, move! It’s taken me many years, but at last I’ve got you where I want you! Now I dare you to move!”
“Yep, you’re right,” replied his friend, “it’s the first game of checkers you ever did win from me.”