Questions and Answers

Dear Capt. Billy—If your pedigreed bull is a thoroughbred, why not have him registered?—Simon Simple.

No use to register him; he couldn’t vote anyway.

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Dear Capt. Billy—My wife is getting too strenuous. The other day she broke a plate over my head. What would you advise me to do?—Nyce Boise.

You might try cast iron plates.

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Dear Capt. Bill—Please define love?—Amorous Annabelle.

Love is the psychology of youth; the subtle sympathy that blends the world into a thing of joy and pleasure unrestrained.