Dear Bill—Is there very much difference in women as a whole?—King Young.
They’re all alike, young man, except they’ve got different names.
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Dear Skipper—What is meant by “The Port of Missing Men?”—Berry M. Deep.
Ladies’ night in a Turkish bath.
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Dear Skipper—Who are the leading Turkish rulers?—Jack Sellers.
Pasha Hat, Mustapha Beer and Esaad Enuf.
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Dear Capt. Billy—What is your best definition of a diplomat?—Phillis Fullabunk.