* * *

Preacher—Take up the collection before I start preaching.

Why?

Preacher—Because I’m going to preach on thrift.

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Sunday School Teacher—“Percy, what must we do before our sins can be forgiven?”

Percy—“Sin.”

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Proudie! Proudie!

A well-known actor was introduced to a chap who didn’t strike him particularly because he was prejudiced against men who talk in soprano voices. The next time they met he ignored the fellow entirely. A few days later he ran across the fellow again, but his face was still frozen.