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Dear Whiz Bang Bill—What is your idea of the height of absentmindedness?—Lou Z. Lizzie.

The professor who woke up at daylight and found a fair lady beside him, much to his astonishment, having forgotten that he had married the night before.

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Dear Capt. Billy—Can you give me a good remedy for toothache?—Holey G. Macknaw.

Fill the mouth with cold water and sit on a hot stove till the water boils.

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Dear Capt. Billy—What is good to keep hair in?—Baldy Bozo.

A cigar box.