A man was hit by an automobile in front of the Whiz Bang News Stand at Sixth Street and Hennepin Avenue, Minneapolis, the other day. He arose rather dazed and ventured “Where am I?”
“Here you are, sir,” replied the book seller, “a map of Minneapolis for ten cents.”
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Doctors ought to get wise to themselves and hire some cabaret singers to entertain their prescription hounds in the waiting rooms.
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Mighty Obliging
Kiss me cute, kiss me cunning; kiss me quick, my daddy’s coming.
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Brother, ah’s tough; ah’s so tough mah shadow won’t walk down the street with me, an’ when ah gargles mah throat ah has to use carbolic acid an’ boilin’ water to even feel it.
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