You must sleep well, you lie so easy.
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Beg Your Pardon
Our hired man Pete informs us that it wasn’t a six-foot tank of solid concrete that he dove into, as announced in our last issue, but that it was a six-foot tank filled with tapioca pudding instead.
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I’ve heard of a lot of absent-minded guys, but the one who scratched his hot cake and poured the syrup down his neck beats ’em all—What say?
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Whiz Bang’s Monthly Motto
Never look a blind pig in the eye.