Drained of its last amber dreg,

Bungless and beerless and friendless,

Stands an empty eight gallon keg.

* * *

She—You married me for love and got it.

Old Foggie—You married me for money and got it.

She—I’ll tell the world I earned it.

* * *

Truck Driver to Barber

Don’t put any of that powder on my face, see! What ya tink I am, a sissie?