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A fashion magazine reminds us that one way to get away from the city Bustle is to move to the Outskirts.

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A Home Run

While swimming someone stole his clothes, so he painted a number on his B. V. D.’s and ran home like a track man.

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Line Up For Mess, Boys

Cora, Cora, I adore you,

And for home I hate to start,

But the beans are ready, Cora,