Ikey kicked in the bathroom door and discovered Rebecca dead in the bath tub. For a moment he gazed horror stricken, then rushed to the head of the stairs and shouted to the maid, “Mary, Mary!”
“Yes, sir,” answered the shixa.
“Only von egg for breakfast dis morning, Mary.”
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Engagement wanted. Small part, such as dead body or outside shouts.
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Fancy Poetry
Father got his hand blown off. That was a terrible sin. It could have been worse if it was the hand that he had his wages in.
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