“Paris is falling,” delicately hinted the maiden, as her escort’s garter snapped and fell over his shoe-top.
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“Trash!” exclaimed the president of the Ash Men’s Union, as the secretary finished reading the reports.
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Bang! Bang!
Lady went into a store and asked for a camisole. “What bust?” asked the salesman. “I didn’t hear anything,” she replied.
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Tell the truth and shame the family.
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