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“You can’t pick me up—I’m not of that metal,” said the piece of glass to the bar magnet.
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Naughty Nellie—Where does your lap go when you stand up?
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Willie Zatso—It is considered bad manners for children to stick their elbows out when cutting their meat at dinner. You might make your father cut his mouth.
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A knock-kneed man walked down the street. Said the right knee to the left knee, “If you let me get around this time I’ll let you get around next time.”
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