I saw a dog chasing a jackrabbit down the hill and it was so hot the dog and rabbit were both walking. (Lie down, Fido, you’re all wet.)

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We Clipped This

“I’ve got that down Pat,” said Mrs. Flanigan, as she gave her son a dose of castor oil.

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Bob—“You look sweet enough to eat.”

Gert—“I do! Where shall we go?”

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Frank Adams in a recent Cosmopolitan story describes the modern dance thusly:

“If there wasn’t any music they would be arrested.”