As long as truth is naked, people will continue to take liberties with her.

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The front door of the business man’s office says “Push.” The front door of the city hall says “Pull.”

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A laugh, a sigh; a smile, a tear; a giggle, a sob; a joy, a pain; a gain, a sacrifice—that is the synthesis of Love.

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Wives should never nag their husbands. A hubby is like an egg—if kept continually in hot water he will become hard-boiled.

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Don’t imagine that you can avoid a courting stunt by paying attention to a widow. She’ll expect as much fuss and “ootsy-wootsy” slush as a 16-year-old maiden.