FAVORITE INVESTMENTS.
Lady.—"Goodness Bridget! what is that you have on?"
Bridget.—"Shure! an' didn't I hear you say these Weskitts was all the fashion? An' so I borrer'd me bruther Pathrick's to wait at the table in."
AN AGREEABLE PARTNER.
Fascinating Young Lady.—"I dare say you think me a very odd Girl—and indeed, mamma always says I am a giddy, thoughtless creature—and—"
Partner.—"Oh, here's a vacant seat, I think."