DELICACY.
Young Gentleman.—"I don't want to hurry you out of the room, old girl, but the fact is—I am going to wash myself."
THE DOG-DAYS.
Proprietor of the Dog.—"Has he been a bitin' on you, sir?"
Victim.—"Oh!—Ah!—Ugh!"
Proprietor.—"Vell, I thought as there was somethink the matter with him, cos he wouldn't drink nuffin for two days, and so I vos jist a-goin to muzzle him."