DELICACY.

Young Gentleman.—"I don't want to hurry you out of the room, old girl, but the fact is—I am going to wash myself."


THE DOG-DAYS.

Proprietor of the Dog.—"Has he been a bitin' on you, sir?"

Victim.—"Oh!—Ah!—Ugh!"

Proprietor.—"Vell, I thought as there was somethink the matter with him, cos he wouldn't drink nuffin for two days, and so I vos jist a-goin to muzzle him."


THE AMERICAN CRUSADERS.