COMMON LAW.
Question.—"What is a real action?"
Answer.—"An action brought in earnest, and not by way of a joke."
Question.—"What are original writs?"
Answer.—"Pot-hooks, hangers, and trammels."
EQUITY AND CONVEYANCING.
Question.—"What are a Bill and Answer?"
Answer.—"Ask my tailor."
Question.—"How would you file a Bill?"
Answer.—"I don't know; but I would lay a case before a blacksmith."