Question.—"What steps would you take to dissolve an injunction?"
Answer.—"I should put it into some very hot water, and let it remain there until it had melted."
Question.—"What are post-nuptial articles?"
Answer.—"Children."
CRIMINAL LAW AND BANKRUPTCY.
Question.—"What is Simple Larceny?"
Answer.—"Picking a pocket of a handkerchief, and leaving a purse of money behind."
Question.—"What is Grand Larceny?"
Answer.—"The Income Tax."
Question.—"How would you proceed to make a man a bankrupt?"