"Oh, I sent the other ten to myself."
At a political meeting in Kansas during the late campaign a free-silver speaker was orating upon the subject of the "masses" and the "classes," and finally exclaimed, "Is not one man as good as another in this free country of ours?"
A farmer in the audience cried out, "Sure, and a great deal better!"
NO NEED TO LEARN.
"I'm afraid you'll never know how to write, Tommie," said his teacher, sadly.
"Don't care," said Tommie. "Uncle Jim is going to send me a type-writer for my birthday."
A poor Irish woman took a copper kettle to a pawn-shop in order to secure some money.