Bobby. "Santa Claus."
Papa. "Well, Tommy, what do you want Santa Claus to bring you this Christmas?"
Tommy. "Oh, jes the same as usual—one of everything he can think of."
Tommy. "Papa, is Mr. Browne a cannibal?"
Papa. "A cannibal? What do you mean, Tommy?"
Tommy. "Well, I heard you say the other day that he lived on his friends."