Tony. "Pa, I can tell you how to get back your umbrella that was stolen."
Father. "How, Tony?"
Tony. "Go to Mr. Textor. He advertises 'Umbrellas Repaired and Recovered,' you know."
"Mamma, how do you spell court-house?" said little Willie.
"C-o-u-r-t-h-o-u-s-e, dear," answered his mother.
"But I should think you ought to spell it, C-a-u-g-h-t-house, because all the people who are caught are taken there," responded little Willie.
FOOTNOTES:
[1] Begun in Harper's Round Table No. 836.