A Boy who is not fond of fun and frolic may possibly make a tolerable man, but he is an intolerable boy.
An Irish lover remarked that it is a great pleasure to be alone, "especially whin yer swateheart is wid ye."
If a man's horses should lose their tails, why should he sell them wholesale?—Because he can't retail them.
"I'd just like to see you," said a blind man to a policeman who told him he would lock him up if he didn't move on.