A little girl of four years was recently called as a witness in a police court, and in answer to the question what became of little girls who told lies, innocently replied that they were sent to bed.
When a certain King of England visited Scotland, many years ago, the following conversation took place between two countrymen:
Sandy. "Weel, Jock, hae ye seen the king?"
Jock. "Oh ay, I hae seen the king; but I wadna gang the length o' the street to see him again. He's just made like ony ither mon, an' they tell't me his arms were a lion an' a unicorn."
A Quandary.—If a boy should catch hold of your ear, and ask if he had the wrong pig by the ear, would you answer yes or no?
A melancholy Case of Suicide.—A naughty little boy, having been threatened with a whipping, immediately hung his head.