“What do you mean?”

“Why, you see, he carries two or three accident insurance policies, rides a fifty-four-inch wheel when he measures for a fifty inch, so he has only to ride and take headers, to combine pleasure with profit.”

IT is said that Kluge, the well-known racing man of the Hudson County Wheelmen, owes his success upon the road and path to his profession as a paper-hanger. It teaches him to thoroughly “size up” the abilities of his opponents, and thus defeat them by taking advantage of their weaknesses.

RACING TERMS AND DEFINITIONS.

First—Adam. A Driving Race—Trotting.
Last—Cobblers. The Rail—A scolding wife.
Wins—Four aces. Left at the Post—The starter.
Loses—A bluff when called. A Foul—A duck-er chicken.
The Field—Potter’s. The judge’s Stand—On their feet.
Beaten—A drum. Dead Heat—110 degrees in the shade.
They’re off—Lunatics. A Tie—A four-in-hand.
A False Tart—A mud pie. A Handy-“capper”—A bunco steerer.
The Home Stretch—The one to get your hat on the morning after an evening with “the boys.”

THE CLOSE OF THE SEASON.