A CAPE COD fisherman calls his boat “The Kiss,” because it is nothing but a smack.—Puck.

MANY large wagers are chronicled from time to time, but Queen Elizabeth still remains the greatest Bet in history.—Exchange.

DEALER (to clerk): I’m going to make those boys’ diagonal suits fifteen dollars to-morrow.

CLERK: Fifteen dollars! Why, we’ve been selling them for ten dollars right along.

DEALER: I know it; but I’m going to give away a baseball bat with each one of them free of charge.—Detroit Free Press.

LADY (to negro cook): Can you poach eggs, Sambo?

SAMBO: ’Deed I kin, missy, when dey grows up.—Time.

CHOLLY: I say, Binx, did you ever witness a burial at sea?

BINX: No, never saw a burial, but we had a wake behind us all the way over last trip.—Harper’s Bazar.

“WHAT’S up, Billy?”