HIS MASTER'S VOICE
The Kaiser (to Turkey, reassuringly). "Leave everything to me. All you've got to do is to explode."
Turkey. "Yes, I quite see that. But where shall I be when it's all over?"
November 11, 1914.
THE EUPHEMISTS
Kaiser. "I say, how are you going to explain away the surrender of your army corps in the Caucasus?"