Sultan of Turkey. "Nothing simpler. I shall say, 'Our gallant troops determined to embarrass the enemy's commissariat, and carried out their object with overwhelming success."
Kaiser. "Splendid! Couldn't have put it better myself."
Sultan. "My dear boy, we were in the business ages and ages before you were thought of."
January 13, 1915.
THE GOD IN THE CART
(An Unrehearsed Effect.)