Blanche.
DISCLAIMERS.
[Sir Alfred Mond states that there is absolutely no foundation for the announcement made in some newspapers that a peerage is to be conferred upon him and that his name is to be included in the list of this year's birthday honours.—Daily Chronicle.]
"No bally fear!
I won't be a peer;
I've given my bond,"
Says Sir Alfred Mond;
"But it won't make me scunner
If they elevate Brunner."