Wherefore, much though I aspire

You, and you alone, to please,

I refrain from this desire,

For 'twould set my heart on fire

If I made my lady wheeze;

I should well-nigh perish if

Aught from me should rouse a sniff.

Dum-Dum.


"In connection with the daily service at St. Enoch's Parish Church, it would be possible to have marriage celebrated at two o'clock on any particular week-day. That meant that in ordinary circumstances it would be possible to have marriage celebrated in St. Enoch's Church at two o'clock on any week day."—Glasgow Evening Times.