Wherefore, much though I aspire
You, and you alone, to please,
I refrain from this desire,
For 'twould set my heart on fire
If I made my lady wheeze;
I should well-nigh perish if
Aught from me should rouse a sniff.
Dum-Dum.
"In connection with the daily service at St. Enoch's Parish Church, it would be possible to have marriage celebrated at two o'clock on any particular week-day. That meant that in ordinary circumstances it would be possible to have marriage celebrated in St. Enoch's Church at two o'clock on any week day."—Glasgow Evening Times.