Left to ourselves, we were just arriving at the same conclusion.


"Captain W. M. Turner joined Freeman, and played the best cricket of the day. He bit hard on the off-side."—Daily Telegraph.

We always move to the leg side of the field when Captain Turner comes in.


AT THE PLAY.

"The Dangerous Age."

Distracted Mother (at the top of her voice, outside sick son's room). "He won't die! Tell me he won't die!"