To make you laugh, like a nigger Bones?
If you should expect to be amused,
Your money would simply be refused,
And you would be turned away, abused
By furious Mr. H. A. Jones.
THE ETERNAL FITNESS OF THINGS.
"And what is your Name?"
"Marian Watson. But my last Mistress used to call me Mary, because Marian isn't a proper name for a Servant, she said."