Is the weapon for mangling and messing;

Wield that, like a cudgel-armed rough

Blent with ruthless bravo,—such are numerous!—

Lie, slander, spout pitiful stuff,

But—beware of the humorous!

For if you should fall into fun,

You might lapse into manly good-nature,

And then—well your course would be run!

No,—study up spleen's nomenclature;

Learn all the mad logic of hate,