Suppress what is true by confusing;

Be sour, stale, and flat as small-beer,

But don't be amusing!

Party zealots will pardon your spite,

If against their opponents it sputters,

The way a (word) foeman to fight,

Is to misrepresent all he utters.

That does not need wisdom or wit,

(Ye poor party-scribes, what a blessing!)

No clean knightly sword, but a spit