First W. I. M. It's a French word.
Second W. I. M. It isn't. It's German.
First W. I. M. Bosh, it's French.
Second W. I. M. I bet you a dollar it's German.
First W. I. M. And I bet you a dollar it's French. (To Average Man.) Here, you decide. Which is it?
Average Man. Well, I'm sure it isn't French——
Second W. I. M. (interrupting). Of course it isn't. Pay up, my boy!
Average Man (continuing). But, on the other hand, it isn't German.
First W. I. M. Oh, rot! It must be one or the other, you know. (Scornfully.) You'll be telling us it's Greek next.
Average Man. Well, of course, it might be; but, as a matter of fact, I fancy it's English.