With a reg'lar oof-bird air,

You can 'ear sour swells declare,

"A Whitechapel weed!"—and swear.

But their narsty cry

Means—jealousy.

So I puff, and wink the hother heye—

"The man wot smokes the rank Two-D Cigar, oh!"


Nuts for Knutsford.

In the City Article of last Saturday's Times, we read that Lord Knutsford has joined the London Board of "Chaffey, Bros., Limited." What a festive board! What a rivalry must exist among the Chaffey Brothers as to who shall be the chaffiest and the wheatiest of the family!