With a reg'lar oof-bird air,
You can 'ear sour swells declare,
"A Whitechapel weed!"—and swear.
But their narsty cry
Means—jealousy.
So I puff, and wink the hother heye—
"The man wot smokes the rank Two-D Cigar, oh!"
Nuts for Knutsford.
In the City Article of last Saturday's Times, we read that Lord Knutsford has joined the London Board of "Chaffey, Bros., Limited." What a festive board! What a rivalry must exist among the Chaffey Brothers as to who shall be the chaffiest and the wheatiest of the family!