The good, the beautiful, the true
No longer charmed the Japanese.
So Western Art improved their lot;
A House of Commons grew. Each got
Boots, trousers, frock-coat, chimney-pot.
"Art? 'E don't care a rap, an' 'e's,"
Saus 'Arry, "sich a swell! I'm blowed
'E'd knock 'em in the Old Kent Road."
You are a sight, dressed à la mode
O too-progressive Japanese!