Second W. I. M. Well, my brother-in-law's a Revising Barrister, and I never heard of him doing that.
First W. I. M. (sarcastic). But you don't suppose he'd tell you everything he does, do you?
Inquirer. But I've lived in my house six years.
First W. I. M. Ah! but aren't you a lodger?
Second W. I. M. What's the odds if he is? My brother's a lodger, and I know he's got a vote.
First W. I. M. But that's a different franchise altogether.
Second W. I. M. How do you mean? They're both lodgers.
First W. I. M. But they don't live in the same district. Perhaps they don't give him a latch-key.
Inquirer (producing it). Yes they do. Here it is. (Chuckles.) I think I jolly well see myself without a latch-key. But, I say, about this vote. I don't half like not having got one. What shall I do about it?
First W. I. M. You'd better see somebody about it.