For she, who, jilted by her swain,

Brings him to Court, and braves the laughter,

Must—if she longs for gold—refrain

From kissing Number Two—till after!


A Little Girl's Christmas Story.

Polly!Folly!
Holly! (Gobbles!)
Jolly!Colly
Dolly! (Wobbles!)

OUR BARTERERS.—Sideboard.—I have a magnificent-looking article, made of unseasoned deal, coloured to resemble walnut. As great care has been taken to imitate a really first-class piece of furniture by a good maker, it is hoped that the fact that the wood is certain to split and warp, that the drawers jam, that the keyholes are dummies, and that the whole is a piece of cunning shoddy, will escape the attention of the average purchasing idiot. What offers?