Hath less—of honour; English Art hath Moore.


"Did you hear Paderewski the pianist?" asked someone of our old friend Mrs. R. "Oh, yes," she replied; "I was most fortunate. He played for several hours at a friend's house, and he gave us the whole of his Repartee."


Riddle by 'Arry.—"Look 'ere, if you're speakin' of a young unmarried lady bein' rather 'uffy, what well-known river would you name?—Why, 'Miss is 'ippy', o' course."


ALEXANDER AND DIOGENES.

Alexander. "IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU? CASTLE? OR ANYTHING OF THAT SORT?" Diogenes. "NO—ONLY TO LEAVE ME TO MY TUB!!"