GUESTS TO BE AVOIDED.
"Hullo, Old Man! How's it you're Dining at the Club? Thought your Wife told me she had the Browns and Smiths to Dinner this evening?"
"No—that was Yesterday. This evening she has the Odds and Ends!"
RIFLEMEN—"FORM!"
(A new Volunteer Song, "in vulgar parlance," Brought up to date, after Lord Tennyson.)