"I shall be all right again soon, I'll be bound!" as a dilapidated First Edition observed.
INTER-UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL.
[Yale v. Princeton University. "Before the game commenced an Inspector of police, who was on the ground, addressed the two teams, and cautioned them against violent play. This warning is without precedent in the history of the University contests."—Reuter.]
Scene—Queen's Club. Oxford and Cambridge Football Match. Teams undergoing modern torture of ordeal by photograph.
Enter Police-Inspector, rampant, supported by two Peelers proper. He "addresses the two teams":—
I'm an Inspector bold, yet wary,
So, gents, you must all take care,
For I'm here to boss this battle,