(α) When is a door not a negress?
(β) What is the difference between hearing recitation and being bored?
(γ) Why is Hall Caine like a tenpenny nail?
Any replies to the above will be most thankfully received, and paid for at our usual rates.
4.
"There was a very foolish, fond old man,
Fourscore and upward, dwelling at Liskeard,
Who said, I am not in my perfect mind;
It is just as I feared, in very sooth,
For, to deal plainly, four larks and a hen,