When the song said Jap Ah Sid was just nothing but a kid

Of what Alcock dubbed "a race grotesque and savage,"

The Wise West had not a notion of the kick-up and commotion,

The naval noise and military ravage,

That same "little kid" would raise; of the pæans of loud praise

The Wise Boy of the East would hear around him.

A pupil of the West he was held, but, upon test,

A teacher, in his way, the West has found him.

Phenomenal young Jappy, Occidental Powers seem happy

To gather round and watch the object lesson