What with the narrow labyrinths miscalled thoroughfares,

What with the sewers and gas, the water and telegraphs,

Traffic is simply a species of lingering agony,

In the Metropolis!

Something is always "up," Sir, pipe-layers, paviors,

Stirrers of most malodorous witch-broth cauldrons,

Makers of shindy and stench, with poor old Babylon,

Play up old Gooseberry!

Courts and Councils, Committees and Correspondents,

Always reporting, writing, and railing concerning it;