How paradoxical the ways of Town!
To "liquor up" means pouring liquor down.
And "standing treat" means, with the bibulous band,
"Treating" each other till they cannot stand!
"'E DUNNO OÙ IL EST!"
Passenger from London (as the Train runs into the Gare du Nord, Paris). "Oh—er—I say—er—Garsong! Kel ay le nomme du set plass?"