The secret of Age, St. Hilaire may have told;
The secret of Youth can he give?
We'd learn, not to live to be awfully old,
But how to keep young while we live!
No, no, chatty nonagenarians! Loan us
The gift of Aurora, not that of Tithonus."
"Rational Dress for the Irrational."—A penitential sheet, and a foolscap trimmed Phrygian fashion.